On POTUS’ order, a state of temporary military control will be actioned and special ops carried out. Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior public officials.
Confirmation (to the public) of what is occurring will then be revealed and will not be openly accepted. On POTUS’ order, we have initiated certain fail-safes that shall safeguard the public from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11.3 upon the arrest announcement of Mr. My fellow Americans, over the course of the next several days you will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great country (the land of the free) from the evil tyrants that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light. Though there have been some, uh, miscalculations as for exactly when.įor example, take this “crumb” left by Q on November 1: That “The Storm” - of arrests, political turmoil, and Republican vindication - is coming. They believe all of this will be coming to a head any day now.
In this fantasy world, all of the far right’s wildest dreams come true: Q promises that Clinton, Obama, Podesta, Abedin, and even McCain are all either arrested and wearing secret police-issued ankle monitors, or just about to be indicted that the Steele dossier is a total fabrication personally paid for by Clinton and Obama and that the Las Vegas massacre was most definitely an inside job connected to the Saudi-Clinton cabal.
(Oh, yeah, and they’re also apparently into raping and killing children, though the crowd is split over whether this is because they’re satanists or just part of some weird blackmail scheme involving the CIA.) Q also claims that Trump, the genius that he is, figured all of this out way back when he was just a measly presidential candidate, and has been pretending to love Putin and/or be involved with Russia ever since as a way to force a third party to investigate these horrors - without drawing the attention of those evil Dems-who-must-not-be-named, of course - because he’s just that selfless of a leader. On the contrary, Q insists that it’s actually Clinton and Obama who were corrupted by Putin (and are now actually under investigation by Mueller) because they’re obviously just evil, money-hungry globalists who’ll do anything for the highest bidder. Nothing insane going on here at all.Īccording to Q, Trump was never really involved with Russia, and isn’t actually under investigation by Mueller & Co. However, thanks to some rather forced coincidences - like Q kind of, sort of guessing that Trump would tweet the word “small” on Small Business Saturday, and this one time the internet decided that Q was “totally on Air Force One” because he posted a blurry picture of some islands while Trump was on his trip to Asia - and a whole heck of a lot of wishful thinking, people believed he was the real deal. Q claimed to be a high-level government insider with Q clearance (hence the name) tasked with posting intel drops - which he, for some reason, called “crumbs” - straight to 4chan in order to covertly inform the public about POTUS’s master plan to stage a countercoup against members of the deep state.
#Why do people use the word mojo in threads series
On October 28, someone calling themselves Q began posting a series of cryptic messages in a /pol/ thread titled “Calm Before the Storm” (assumedly in reference to that creepy Trump quote from early October). And as of late, it’s expanded its ranks to include fringe members of all shapes and sizes. It’s the sort of place where neo-Nazis and people who believe women shouldn’t have basic human rights used to meet before we started verifying them on Twitter and electing them to public office. Over the last few years, /pol/ - which technically stands for “politically incorrect” - has slowly but surely become a top contender for the ever-coveted title of the most upsetting community online. It’s much, much bigger than that.Īs most terrible things do, this story begins with a post on /pol/, a sub-board of the more-or-less-anonymous, anything-goes website 4chan. However, unlike Pizzagate, the Storm isn’t focused on a single block of shops in D.C., or John Podesta’s emails. Like Pizzagate, the Storm conspiracy features secret cabals, a child sex-trafficking ring led (in part) by the satanic Democratic Party, and of course, countless logical leaps and paranoid assumptions that fail to hold up under the slightest fact-based scrutiny.
They have a surprisingly decent graphics department over in Crazyland.Ī new conspiracy theory called “The Storm” has taken the grimiest parts of the internet by, well, storm.